Poop while high.
http://i.imgur.com/5vkKd.gif

Okay so I got straight A’s all of my school year, ive never given her any reason to not trust me. So today I went out on my bike with a friend. I was just riding around and my mom texted me and asked where I was so I replied with where I was AT THAT MOMENT. So she tells me to get home and so I hear home. Now there I had tried to call my friend to find out that I don’t have very good connection. So me and my friend head home and we’re not in any rush, we’re just talking and stuff and I when I get home she asks, “where were you really?” So then I tell her why I hadnt been home instantaniously and she doesn’t believe me!

beerandhotsauce:

Thanks to evolve for coming by the shop today and selling us such awesome jewelry!

psychofactz:

http://www.psychofactz.com/

smile-like-y0ure-fine:

notjustahufflepuff:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

Oh. My. God.

thatfunnyblog:

http://psychofactz.tumblr.com/

1. Greed (Mr. Krabs)

2. Envy (Plankton) 

3. Sloth (Patrick) 

4. Pride (Sandy)

5. Wrath (Squidward)

6. Gluttony (Gary)

7. Lust (Spongebob)

One question. How is spongebob lust?